The ancient art of Blooping has been a cornerstone of our civilization for centuries. But little do people know, the real power lies not in the Bloop, but in the Prophets who interpret it.
Our Prophets are highly trained in the art of reading tea leaves, entrails, and other forms of mystical divination.
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And for the sake of it, don't ask us about the meaning of the Bloopers...
Our Prophets use their vast knowledge of the Bloop to provide you with:
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